oomshi:

oomshi:

i want to go down a water slide into a ball pit

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happy birthday weed
zenec:

Versace S/S 14


How is this even fashion its just neon bandages on a guy y’all will reblog anything that says Versace come on

zenec:

Versace S/S 14

How is this even fashion its just neon bandages on a guy y’all will reblog anything that says Versace come on

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

greathaircut:

COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS

slimed:

know what the best part of a story is?

the middle part

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zazzle-poetry:

motivational shirt
disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN