devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

flaccidtrip:

voodouqueen:

nya-kin:

Didn’t even let her finish talking lmaoo

Glozell ass so goofy i swea !! She keep gettin herself hurt for these jokes

IM ABOTU FTOFCLOMG KILL MYSLF

but how her hair do that

unclefather:

putahilton:

who is she?

looks like my aunt in the 90s at church

unclefather:

putahilton:

who is she?

looks like my aunt in the 90s at church

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

typette:

flawlessxqueen:

This is the young man that was walking with Mike Brown

it’s unbelievable how calm and level his voice is, yet how extremely emotional his eyes… his face is. How unimaginably brave. According to his first statement he ran away, suffered a panic attack and vomited. The amount of mortal fear this guy must have is unreal.

Protect this man, he is the only person who I believe holds the truth. His testimony is the most valuable thing in this situation right now, and I am not exaggerating the fact that I fear for his life. If they arrest him, he will mysteriously pass away, I guarantee it. Someone hide him in their fucking basement.

Man, I can’t get over his face. Look at his fucking expression.

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien