tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

thedepartmentofswagriculture:

cassanclra:

Homo erectus

Thinkin bout garlic bread

Shut up I look the same in every picture

thedepartmentofswagriculture:

cassanclra:

Homo erectus

Thinkin bout garlic bread

Shut up I look the same in every picture

Homo erectus

Homo erectus

railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

standalone croutons
mom: where are the croutons
me: i ate them
me: on their own
me: sober

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION