this is still my favorite tweet of all time
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it
This is the young man that was walking with Mike Brown
it’s unbelievable how calm and level his voice is, yet how extremely emotional his eyes… his face is. How unimaginably brave. According to his first statement he ran away, suffered a panic attack and vomited. The amount of mortal fear this guy must have is unreal.
Protect this man, he is the only person who I believe holds the truth. His testimony is the most valuable thing in this situation right now, and I am not exaggerating the fact that I fear for his life. If they arrest him, he will mysteriously pass away, I guarantee it. Someone hide him in their fucking basement.
Man, I can’t get over his face. Look at his fucking expression.
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien